{"product_id":"old-pickup-1","title":"I Have Self Control Kitchen Wall Art","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of dark humor and personality to your kitchen with this \"I Have Self Control\" wall art. Crafted from natural wood, this piece features a playful skeleton chef illustration and a bold, witty quote that reads, \"I've cooked for people I should have poisoned. So yes, I have SELF CONTROL.\" The contrasting purple and green lettering adds a vibrant pop to the rustic wood grain, making it a unique statement piece for any home cook with a sense of humor. This kitchen wall decor is perfect for adding character to your cooking space, dining area, or even a home bar. It serves as a humorous reminder of the culinary challenges we all face and makes a fantastic gift for chefs, bakers, or anyone who loves to spend time in the kitchen. The durable wood construction ensures this piece will be a conversation starter for years to come. Embrace your inner chef and showcase your self-control (or lack thereof) with this charming and funny kitchen sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeight: 11\" Width: 13.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TK Wood Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42215659929662,"sku":"1007","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/9489\/6190\/files\/tk-wood-designs-kitchen-wall-art-skeleton-chef-quote-wood-sign-a1b2c3d4.jpg?v=1780251051","url":"https:\/\/tkwooddesigns.com\/products\/old-pickup-1","provider":"TK Wood Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}